So Clinton Made It (Up)

He's resting in serious condition in the hospital.

From The New York Times:

"Mr. Clinton will almost certainly be sidelined for the much of the final stages of the presidential election campaign, unable to keep a heavy schedule of travel to stump for the Democratic nominee, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts."

Oh too bad, Kerry. I'm sure Mrs. Clinton is very upset about that.

After all, former President Bill Clinton is "a cigar-smoking workaholic whose family history of heart disease and passion for junk food had set him up for a heart attack in the near future...."

The New York Times