Sunday, October 31, 2004

"The Long Goodbye"

Just finished reading Raymond Chandler's The Long Goodbye and I wanted to post a few of my favorite quotes from the book. There are so many great lines in any Chandler work, but here are a few gems from this one:

On politics:

"We live in what is called a democracy, rule by the majority of the people. A fine ideal if it could be made to work. The people elect, but the party machines nominate, and the party machines to be effective must spend a great deal of money. Somebody has to give it to them, and that somebody, whether it be an individual, a financial group, a trade union or what have you, expects some consideration in return."

Hard to believe this book was written over fifty years ago! I guess some things never change. OK, how about this one about crime and Los Angeles:

"Out there in the night of a thousand crimes people were dying, being maimed, cut by flying glass, crushed against steering wheels or under heavy tires. People were being beaten, robbed, strangled, raped, and murdered. People were hungry, sick; bored, desperate with loneliness or remorse or fear, angry, cruel, feverish, shaken by sobs. A city no worse than others, a city rich and vigorous and full of pride, a city lost and beaten and full of emptiness."

On law and order:

"Let the law enforcement people do their own dirty work. Let the lawyers work it out. They write the laws for other lawyers to dissect in front of other lawyers called judges so that other judges can say the first judges were wrong and the Supreme Court can say the second lot were wrong. Sure there's such a thing as law. We're up to our necks in it. About all it does is make business for lawyers. How long do you think the big-shot mobsters would last if the lawyers didn't show them how to operate?"

And finally, on American cuisine:

"I went to the drugstore and ate a chicken salad sandwich and drank some coffee. The coffee was overtrained and the sandwich was as full of rich flavor as a piece torn off an old shirt. Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably a little wilted."

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Incognito

Check out the 'stache! Mr. Bowie is trying to blend in with the locals these days.



Here he is without the Halloween costume:

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

"America, fuck yeah!"

Team America: World Police is an hilarious and ballsy new film from Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park.

It's probably the only marionette-action-comedy-musical you will see all year. But be warned: there is something in this film to offend absolutely everyone. Check it out!

Elvis is Alive!!

I just saw him standing on the corner by my place as I was driving home from work. As I made the turn from Beverly onto Gardner going north, there was Elvis Costello waiting by the valet parking stand outside the Buddha's Belly restaurant!

At first I couldn't believe it was him -- he looked too much like Elvis Costello (black leather jacket, brightly colored shirt, scruffy beard and glasses) and he was completely by himself. I thought perhaps he was waiting for the valet to bring his car, so I quickly made the block and circled around again to see if it was really him. Sure enough, it was Elvis Costello!

I couldn't believe it. I quickly searched the car for my cell phone to call my friend Heidster, who is one of the world's greatest Elvis Costello fans, but the phone was hidden in my briefcase in the back of the car and I couldn't reach it. I still couldn't get over the fact that Elvis Costello was standing on the street corner one block from my house, so I made the block again to have one final look, and there he was, Elvis Costello, still standing a few feet away from the valet parking stand. He was leaning against the wall, talking or singing to himself. The valets were crowded casually around their stand, so apparently Elvis was not waiting for his car but perhaps for someone to arrive (it was about 7:30pm). I stopped my car and rolled down the window.

"Hey Elvis, do you need a ride?" I asked.
"No, I'm fine, thank you sir," he replied casually in his English Elvis voice.
"You're awesome," I gushed.
"Thank you very much," he said politely before turning his attention back to the spot on the street where whomever he was waiting for was supposed to arrive.

I drove on and made my way up the street to my aparment, but I wish I could've stayed longer to chat with him, though I'd hate to be a nuisance to him. I see celebrities in LA all the time but I rarely have an interest in talking to them. Elvis C. is really cool, though. He's an artist I greatly respect and someone who seems like an interesting guy.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Blonde Football

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her
how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over such a small amount of money."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' Hell-OOOH! It's only 25 cents!"

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

The Ten Commandments: The Musical

(Warning: this review contains spoilers!)

I saw the new Ten Commandments musical last night at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood. Let’s just say I’m glad my ticket was free.

The show was…an experience. It’s got potential, but it has some big problems as well. The biggest flaw was the dependence on technical effects to propel the story. Some of the effects were clever and effective, while others were disappointing and occasionally humorous when they didn’t work. The story of Moses and the Ten Commandments is supposed to be about human struggle against oppression. The characters and their relationships should make the drama compelling. The pyrotechnics in this production distracted the audience from noticing the glaring gaps in the script. Still, there were plenty of “whoops and hollers” from the mostly tourist audience after each special effect.

Val Kilmer as Moses was passable. He is a fine actor, but he doesn’t have much of a singing voice. He lumbered through the role without much focus. This is not necessarily Mr. Kilmer’s fault. One of the major weaknesses in the script is that Moses has almost nothing to do. For one thing, we never witness his interactions with God. The burning bush is represented but it is almost a background set dressing. We do not hear the voice of God nor witness Moses even acknowledging God’s presence. Moses sings of dedicating his life to a grander cause, but we never saw the reason why Moses was so transformed. Later when he returns from the mountain with the stone tablets containing the Ten Commandments, it seems almost an afterthought. We never knew that Moses had left the group or why he chose to disappear while the hot, young chorus people were writhing around on stage performing simulated sex in front of the golden calf. Moses arrives as if he is late to the party and nobody will acknowledge him, nor the two tablets he carries, so he throws them to the ground in a fit of jealous anger. The tenderest moment of the performance follows, as a young child picks up the Styrofoam tablets (they seemed very light) and reads/sings the list of Commandments in a lovely boy soprano voice.

The play assumes the audience is already extremely familiar with the details of the Biblical story. Most of the characters are never referred to by name, except Moses and Ramses. Moses and Ramses have several powerful duet scenes, but Val Kilmer’s sleepy baritone was no match for the awesome vocal prowess of Kevin Early as Ramses. Moses is supported in his crusade by Aaron, Miriam, and Joshua (all of whom were excellent singers and dancers) but the audience is never clearly introduced to them, nor is it explained how and why they came to be involved in Moses mission. Someone who wasn’t intimately familiar with the story would have trouble following along.

The music was written by Patrick Leonard, who has had an interesting career writing and producing for many big name stars besides working in his own bands. I happen to enjoy Mr. Leonard’s sound, but I am not sure it is the most appropriate style for musical theater. His compositions tend toward airy melodies and rich textures that wash over the listener. There are few standout melodies. Some of the songs in The Ten Commandments were lovely and effective; other numbers were not so good, and some were downright awful.

The sets and costumes were attractive and well done. The set pieces resembled large sandstone brick walls with hieroglyphs and other Egyptian iconography painted and carved on them. There were several sections of the stage floor that rose up to create large block platforms, and other sections of the floor with trap doors that opened to reveal actors climbing in and out of them.

The most effective element of the set design was the use of video projection screens on either side of the stage and at the rear center backdrop. Images of Egyptian temples with flaming torches, the flowing waters of the river Nile, and the shifting desert sands under the moonlight added a nice cinematic touch. The entire plague sequence was handled with mixed results by the video screens and lighting projections. But again, the script did not allow time for the drama of the plagues to unfold. Moses never announces the plagues, they just start happening, and the whole series of plagues is over in less than five minutes! The plagues also depended on sound effects such as the buzzing of locusts. The biggest disappointment was the parting of the Red Sea, which featured wavy glass panels, representing the water, lowered to the stage and surrounded by lots of fog. It was pretty lame and the actors knew they looked silly.

Overall the sound design was very effective. It was the first time I experienced surround sound in a musical theater production. The rear house speakers often carried sound effects like the swirling desert winds, the plague of buzzing locusts, or the rippling waters of the Nile. This was another cinematic effect that worked well.

As a venue, the Kodak Theater, the new home of the Oscars, is beautiful. I sat in the upper balcony during the first half of the show, but moved down to the orchestra section for the second act (the house was only half full). For Act Two, I sat right behind the sound and lighting booth, which had the largest sound mixing board I have ever seen: three boards in all, complete with several notebook computers and display monitors, including the closed-circuit video image of the conductor displayed on one of the computer screens. Two technicians stood behind the soundboard but they did almost nothing during the show. No doubt every lighting and sound cue is preprogrammed for this production. The band was tucked away somewhere out of the sight, probably under the stage. They appeared on the large video screens for the curtain call. All the lobby areas on each floor of the theater feature grand staircases and huge pictures of past Oscar winners mounted on the walls. It was a lot of fun to walk around admiring the images of many famous stars past and present.

I can’t vouch for the future of The Ten Commandments, the musical. It’s definitely a tall order to pull off, but the writing and technical flaws were almost overcome by a dynamic and talented (not to mention gorgeous) group of young singers and dancers. This could end up being a smaller touring production. I know first hand how much the people of America’s heartland eat up religious-themed performances. I went on the road with Jesus; maybe soon this company will be out on the road with Moses.

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Who won the second presidential debate?

According to CNN's online poll, as of 12:26 AM:

President Bush 20% 71959 votes

John Kerry 77% 270969 votes

Evenly matched 2% 8173 votes

Total: 351101 votes

I'm surprised the margin was so sharply divided. I guess a lot of Kerry supporters must have voted because the general consensus from the TV pundits was that the debate was a tie. The ABC viewer's poll favored Kerry by a slim three point margin, 44% to Bush's 41%.

The Fog

It has been SO foggy here in Los Angeles the past two nights. I woke up last night around 4 AM to let the cat in and I could barely see the houses across the street, the fog was so thick. It's almost as bad again tonight.

It reminds me of my first summer here in California. I lived in Santa Maria, on the Central Coast, and it was often foggy in the evenings because we were close to the shoreline. It's common to have foggy beaches here in SoCal, but it's rare to have the fog travel as far inland as Hollywood. I love it!

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Red Line Tours

Here I am, Scott Hollywood, your personal tour guide to the history behind-the-scenes in "glamorous" Hollywood, California -- home of the stars!

Actually, it's funny to be working in a small family business again after many years in the corporate world and in academia. I had forgotten that small-business employees work as long as there's an opportunity to earn income. Even if you don't get paid, you work. The store stays open as long as there are customers coming in. I finished my last tour an hour ago and I've tried to close up twice since then, but potential customers kept coming in to browse through our giftware and Hollywood memorabilia. So, I let them in an encourage them to take their time shopping. It's not like K-Mart, where you kick everybody out at closing time.

OK, my last group of customers just left. They didn't buy anything. It's just as well, though, since I'm not sure how to conduct a retail transaction yet! I better learn soon though since I'll be on my own for most of this weekend. The boss is on his way to Vancouver for a weekend anniversary celebration, and the other boss will be giving tours downtown at our other location.

So Mr. Scott Hollywood, opportunity knocks: you are in charge of holding down the fort!

Monday, October 04, 2004

Fucking Blogger

OK, so if you look below you'll see two posts about the opera I saw on Saturday. I went to blog about it, but I kept getting an error message when posting. I thought my data was lost so I recreated it (as close as I could recall) and tried to post again. Same error message!

"Fucking Blogger!" I thought to myself, and I turned off the computer in disgust, figuring all my efforts had been wasted. Now I see both my posts were indeed posted. Geez Blogger, I guess I take back all those nasty things I said about you. But what the f*&#, man?!

Therefore, dear readers, you can see the before and after and choose which entry you like the best. I'm too indecisive to delete one of them since I like qualities about both of them. Plus I was influenced by Kerouac's holy "first-word-is-best-word" approach to writing so I would cancel the second entry but I'm not exactly sure which one came first!

Oh well. Fucking Blogger.

Mount St. Helens Cam

Follow the link below for a live shot when she blows.

Johnston Ridge Observatory Webcam Loop

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Opera is cool

Went to the LA Opera yesterday thanks to my cohort Alia, who had a free ticket she didn't want. Ariadne auf Naxos was the production and it was a wonderful send-up of opera and the courtly snobs who claim to appreciate it.

The music of Richard Strauss (Also Sprach Zarathustra, Der Rosenkavalier) always intrigues me for its melodic and modern qualities. This new production was directed by William Friedman, the film director who made The Exorcist and won an Oscar for The French Connection. He did a great job. The stand-out peformer was Laura Claycomb as Zerbinetta. She combined an hilarious sense of physical comedy with a gorgeously controlled soprano voice. She stole the show!

Opera is cool. I hope I can go again soon.

Opera is cool

Went to the LA Opera yesterday thanks to my cohort Alia, who had a free ticket she didn't want. Ariadne auf Naxos is an hilarious send-up of opera, both serious and comedic. Kind of a Noises Off scenario.

The music of Richard Strauss (Also Sprach Zarathustra, Der Rosenkavalier) always catches my attention for its melodic modernity. This new production was directed by filmmaker William Friedkin, who made The Exorcist and won an Oscar for The French Connection. Laura Claycomb as Zerbinetta had the crowd in the palm of her hand. She was definitely the highlight of the performance.

It was a wonderful show!