Some of these have been passed around in email chains for a while, but there still worth pondering...
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer
for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on
his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the
answer.
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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following
statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least
2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws
each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Ok, I can't take it anymore. Seriously.
HITLER WAS NOT A VEGETARIAN!
I repeat:
HITLER WAS NOT A VEGETARIAN!
This was a myth spread and maintained by the Nazi progranda machine to make Hitler look like a vibrant, healthy, swarthy Aryan leader in an effort to encourage the oppressed German population to follow his lead and choose healthy, robust diets so that they could remain proud and strong and Aryan as they tromped all over the other countries in Europe, killing Jews and anyone else who wasn't living up to the Aryan ideal.
HITLER WAS NOT A VEGETARIAN!
Check it out:
http://www.all-creatures.org/mfz/myths-hitler-rb.html
http://www.all-creatures.org/mfz/myths-hitler-rk.html
http://www.all-creatures.org/mfz/myths-hitler-do.html
But he was a talented artist. It's a shame he was such a wacko.
And what a dancer. He could dance the pants off of Churchill.
Real interesting. Who cares if Hitler was a vegetarian or not.
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