Thursday, May 25, 2006

Madonna Rocks


WARNING: SPOILERS!

Wow, was I blown away to see Madonna in her last performance at the Forum in Los Angeles last night. Thanks to my great friends Frank and Benny, I got to attend the show.

Madonna was absolutely incredible, as I surmise she always is. I'm sorry I haven't seen her in concert before, because her disciplined athleticism, her strength of personality, and her experienced eye for creating a spectacle are simply unrivaled in popular entertainment today.

Compared to role model Cher's casual, raunchy banter, Madonna disappointingly spoke very little to the audience between songs. And she ended the show abruptly with no encore. It was sadly jarring to have the spell broken so quickly and with no curtain call. At least some lucky fans in the $350 floor seats got to take home one of the hundreds of shiny gold balloons that fell from the rafters during the finale. Anyone remember the moon balloons from Bowie's Serious Moonlight show?

Unsurprisingly (to this Bowie nut), moments of The Confessions Tour show were highly influenced by David Bowie's performances in the 1970s and '80s, including the diva's reveal from within a glittering disco ball. Bowie had a similar appearance out of a mirrored hand opening up in his Diamond Dogs show of 1974. Madonna's team of aggressive, athletic dancers created mouth-dropping moments of shock and awe, much like Bowie's 1987 Glass Spider entourage did with their dramatic vignettes and dialog sequences, which Madonna has stretched in to full narratives. Don't get me started on Bowie's groundbreaking use of stage video in 1990's Sound + Vision, to which every subsequent pop show owes a debt!

Madonna's multiple video displays perfectly complemented the live action on the various stages, runways, and platforms stretched across the width of the arena. There was so much going on: cages, trap doors, strobe lights, roller skates...I can't spoil it too much, but there were so many astonishing images created during the performance that I can barely remember them all.

Madonna's physical prowess on stage never ceased to amaze. At times, I felt nervous about the physical risks she was taking with some of the choreography. She's going to break a hip someday, throwing herself across the floor like that! At age 47, she possesses an extraordinary muscular strength for so lithe a body, combined with a contortionist's flexibility. If there's a black belt in yoga, Madonna must be 8th degree!

Pardon all my gushing, but I'm someone who generally considered Madonna "my little sister's music." I am certainly nostalgic for some of Madonna's early hits, but I never took her very seriously as a musician, and never appreciated her often crass behavior. Her body is still in great shape, and her singing has matured, though she was plagued with the Forum's muddy arena sound.

I loved all the costumes and set changes, and the phenomenal dancing by some very talented and pretty young people. The guys doing flips on the monkey bars for "Jump", and the roller skating sequences both spring to mind. My favorite segment of the night was Madonna-as-leather-rock-goddess jamming on her black (Les Paul?) guitar for "I Love New York", one of the best and most rocking tracks off Miss M's current Confessions on a Dance Floor album. Madonna obviously relished the opportunity to rock out on stage and it was great fun to see her enjoying herself.

She played most of the songs off the new album, to which I am currently addicted. The quality of song writing is generally good, and the production kicks ass. The beat never stops and neither does the guilty fun. Folks, if you can afford a ticket to see this show, it's totally worth it. Madonna, I tip my hat to you.

The LA Times review describes the show much better than I can here.

P.S. Much has been said about Madonna's appearance on the cross. She stole that from our 1990 dinner theater production of Evita directed by David Armstrong.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Dump the Bitch, Paul



Excuse me, I mean SIR Paul.

No doubt you've all heard about Sir Paul's marital troubles. Sorry about that, Paul. It happens to the best of us. Personally, I never thought Miss Mills did anything for him.

Here's a reason why they broke up.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Driving Without Oil

It's taken 30 years, but Brazil has switched from gasoline to ethanol and has become completely independent from the foreign oil market.

ABC News: Out of Gas -- Brazil Replaces Oil With Homegrown Alternative

Warner Bros. to sell films via BitTorrent

The Digital Revolution is on!

Read the MSN Story.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Original "Star Wars" coming to DVD

I'm so happy to hear that the first Star Wars trilogy (now called Episodes I - III) will soon be available on DVD in their original, unedited versions.

George Lucas has a habit of revising and updating his old films with "enhanced" visual effects, new characters -- he even changed the Ewok celebration music at the end of Return of the Jedi.

To please fans like me, this fall Fox plans to release 2-disc sets with the original theatrical versions and the new, restored versions together.

May the Force be with you...always!

'Star Wars' goes back to basics - Yahoo! News

Friday, April 28, 2006

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Celebrity Sighting: Samuel L. Jackson



Hey, I saw one of my favorite actors, Samuel L. Jackson, driving in his brand new, black Mercedes convertible this afternoon in Beverly Hills.

Traveling west on Santa Monica Boulevard, he made a right turn on to Palm Drive. I was waiting at the red light at Palm and Santa Monica and he turned right past me. Unmistakably him, in his black Kangol hat.

Amazingly, Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in over 100 films. And in case you haven't heard the news, he recently surpassed Harrison Ford's long held spot as the biggest box office star in the world.

Yep, he's one bad mother-f*cker.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Pooh turns 80! (Hef too)



Hard to believe that Winnie the Pooh is officially 80 years old. He doesn't look a day over 70 to me.

To celebrate, he got his very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The ceremony today happens to coincide with the release of "Pooh's Grand Adventure" on DVD.

In other octogenarian news, Playboy founder and publisher Hugh Hefner also turned 80 years young over the weekend. How does he manage to maintain his vast publishing empire AND satisfy three hot young women while staying in his pajamas all day? He gets by with a little help from his friends, of course, and LOTS of Viagra.

Happy Birthday, Hef! You lucky bastard.


Hef gettin' jiggy with Paris Hilton

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Drunk!



Oscar nominee Jake Gyllenhaal appears to be feeling no pain in these hilarious photos of a pre-Oscar bash with Brokeback Mountain director Ang Lee and other celebs, including Uma Thurman and William Hurt.

Jake Gyllenhaal gets drunk at Pre-Oscars - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Germs: Dangerous or Not?

If you're a germophobe like me, you will find this article from MSN quite interesting. Some good news, and some suprises!

Germ and Bacteria Hot-Spots: 12 Things You Should Know-MSN Lifestyle - Mind, Body & Soul

Friday, March 31, 2006

More Oscar Fun Results

Well, there weren't many guesses for the mystery IDs of these past Oscar winners. Although Cary Grant and Julie Andrews were featured in the major publicity materials for this year's Academy Awards ceremony, these secondary images feature slightly less "vintage" performers than the previous two.

It's pretty easy to guess the male figure is Sidney Poitier, although this photo was from his recent honorary award from 2002, not his 1963 Best Actor award for Lillies of the Field.





The female is another recent winner, Renee Zellweger for 2003's Cold Mountain. The odd ring on her forefinger triggered my memory and hinted that this was a more recent winner.



Plan to Save the Airlines

This open letter has some great ideas.

A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Saturday, March 25, 2006

March Madness in Los Angeles



Today was one of the most unusual days I have ever experienced. Little did I know as I made my way to the Metro station this morning to catch the train to downtown Los Angeles that today I would witness one of the largest public demonstrations in U.S. history!

My first clue that something was amiss was when the train arrived at the Hollywood station. Our Metro system is widely used, but Saturday mornings usually have pretty light passenger volume. Not today. The train arrived completely packed with people. I ran to several different cars looking for space, but they were all full, so I had to dive in with the crowd in hope of getting to work on time.

The train was stuffed with mostly Latino people. They were smiling and engaging in polite conversation, and they were all wearing white T-shirts. Despite the cramped quarters, everyone was in a friendly mood and several people spoke to me reassuringly since they could see I was flabbergasted by the unusually large crowd, and I was the only gringo in sight.

"You OK, man?" one gentleman asked. "You look a little nauseous."

"What's going on?" I asked. "Are you all together?"

He said they were all going downtown to participate in the immigrant rights demonstration in downtown Los Angeles. I hadn't heard a thing about it.

"Where is the protest going to take place?" I asked him.

"We're gathering at Olympic and Broadway, and then marching down to city hall," he replied.

"So you'll be marching down Broadway?"

"Yeah, you can join us if you want," he offered with a smile revealing his gold-lined teeth.

"Oh, thanks. I wish I could, but I've got to get to work today," I said. Inside I was thinking "oh shit" because Broadway is where I work part time on the weekends giving tours of downtown Los Angeles. I knew that any public demonstration on Broadway would definitely affect my tours.

We arrived at the next station to a large group of people who somehow squeezed onto the train with us. The crowds of people waiting on the station platforms got larger and larger at every station. There was simply no room left on the train for more people, and yet they kept crowding on again and again. Luckily everyone was in good spirits, but we were literally packed like sardines together. I couldn't even reach a hand bar so I had to lean on others to keep from falling when the train stopped and started. It was extremely uncomfortable. Beads of sweat began dripping from my face.

"What station are you all getting off at?" I desperately asked my Mexican friend.

"Pershing Square," was the answer. Great, I thought, that is my station as well.

There was no relief from the growing crowds at every train station. At one point it was so bad that the train conductor asked some people to get off and wait for the next train since the cars were so full some of the doors wouldn't close. It was like Tokyo at rush hour, and the train was running several minutes late because of the delays in getting people on and off at each stop. The conductor announced that MTA was ordering more trains into immediate service to accommodate the high volume of passengers.

Finally, we arrived at our destination and everybody got off. I made my way upstairs out of the station and on to Broadway. Sure enough the street was closed to automobile traffic, but there were many Latino people in white shirts congregating. Many of them had banners and flyers with mottos in both Spanish and English, mostly supporting immigrant rights.

"Viva la raza!" someone yelled. Others were cheering things in Spanish I couldn't understand. I was like a complete stranger in my own town. One man said to me, "Good morning, sir." And another gave me a white t-shirt decorated with an American flag and the words "Stand and Salute" eblazoned across the front. "It's free!" he cheerfully explained.

I learned later that although the march had not been well publicized in the mainstream (i.e. white) media, the event had been heavily promoted by Spanish-language radio, and all participants were encouraged to wear white shirts as a sign of peace and solidarity.



Amazingly my morning Historic tour customers made it to the office on time. They were upbeat and very Anglo. The protest march was just officially getting underway as we started our tour. A horse-mounted officer blew his whistle and shouted, "Let's go!" The people started cheering. I took my guests around the neighborhood as best I could through the masses of people. It took some navigating and I had to cut a few things from the tour because of limited access, but we made it through and the folks had a great time.

After the tour, I struggled to make it back to our tour office at the Bradbury Building at 3rd & Broadway. This was almost impossible because by now the crowds were peaking (over half a million people by some estimates) and not only had the march taken over Broadway, it actually was spilling over to side streets and parallel streets like Hill and Spring streets. These streets had not been closed to traffic, so there were hundreds of cars logjammed among the throngs of people who swarmed through the boulevards, effectively shutting down the streets. Horns were blaring, protesters were cheering, helicopters were roaring overhead.



I had to swim against the tide of humanity to make it across Broadway to the Bradbury building. I got as far as the sidewalk and then the momentum went against me and I got swept into the crowd. I couldn't get back to the Bradbury entrance way. Instead I navigated into the Sprint cell phone store at the corner of the building. All the store employees were standing at the windows watching awestruck the scene outside. "Are you OK?" one of them asked me.

"I'm fine thanks, but I'm trying to get to my office inside the Bradbrury building. I got cut off outside," I explained.

"No problem, man. We got a back entrance to the Bradbury building. I'll show you." And he took me through the employees-only area of the store and showed me out through their back door which led to the back door of my tour office just across the hallway. Actually, I knew of the rear entrance from the Sprint store, which is why I went there in the first place, hoping they would help me get inside.

I finally made it back to the office, never expecting the single tourist booked for my twelve o'clock Contemporary tour to actually show up, but he did. Fifteen minutes late, but he showed up. He was a nice man from Toronto, a retired television producer, and he actually offered to reschedule the tour for another day for my sake. But, being the true professional that I am (and a bit of a masochist), I said I would gladly give him the tour since he had worked so hard to get here.

Back out into the streets we went. This guy I gave a special tour since he was the only participant and in fact he had booked also for the ealier Historic tour but couldn't make it in time, so I gave him a hybrid tour including elements from both the Historic and Contemporary tours. He was a friendly fellow and we had a pleasant tour despite the continuing crowds downtown. He took literally hundreds of pictures and had to keep changing the memory cards for his camera. It was bit too much like Austin Powers' as the fashion photographer, if you know what I mean ("Yes, yes, yes! NO!")

By this time, the official march was starting to wind down so not only did we have the end of the "parade" following down Broadway, we had marchers going back in the opposite direction on Hill Street. Police were out in force trying to manage the crowd and the traffic, which was gridlocked beyond belief.

To add to the confusion, there were at least three different film crews trying to shoot downtown today. It's extremely common to see film crews downtown on the weekends shooting movies, TV shows, and commercials. You see their white trucks lined up along the curbs and they often close the sidewalk for filming. Today I'm sure those guys lost their whole day of shooting. Beside the crowds, the noise was unbelievable.

I left my customer at the Cathedral at the conclusion of the second tour and made my way back to the Bradbury building. It was a lot easier this time since the herds were thinning, but there were still many, many people roaming the streets, cheering and waving American and Mexican flags. The street was a mess, littered with all kinds of paper and garbage.

Two hours later now, and things are starting to calm down. Broadway is open to traffic again, but I still hear sirens and helicopters buzzing around outside. I just hope the trains are running with extra capacity by the time I go home.



The picture above shows Broadway Street in Los Angeles where I was trying to give walking tours!

I still can't get over how many people there were in the streets. I've never seen anything like it before in my life.

P.S. MSNBC has an updated news article about today's march. It delves a little deeper into the motivations behind the controversial and emotional immigration issue, which will likely top the agenda for this fall's congressional elections.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

More Oscar Fun

Remember those photos of vintage Oscar winners the Academy used for this year's promotional materials? Here are two other photos from that set. These are scans from postcards.

I don't know who the people are yet. See if you can guess!




Wednesday, March 08, 2006

It's Julie Andrews!!

Remember last week when I posted about the photos of vintage Oscar winners in this year's promotional materials? I recognized Cary Grant, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out who the female in the white gloves was.

Well, river selkie is the winner! It is indeed Julie Andrews, as can be confirmed by the photo below. She won the Best Actress Oscar in 1965 for Mary Poppins.



See, I knew she was "close" to Audrey Hepburn!