Haggard the Homo

"He doth protest too much"

"It takes one to know one"

"You smelt it, you dealt it"

It's always fun to see a hypocritical gay-basher get caught for having gay sex, especially if that asshole happens to be an evangelical Christian minister.

Ted Haggard, married father of five and leader of the 14,000 member New Life Church in Colorado Springs, was outed this week by a former male escort who claimed to have a three-year sexual relationship with Haggard, which included methamphetamine drug binges.

Haggard resigned as pastor and was evicted from the church he founded for "sexually immoral conduct."

MSNBC: Haggard resigns from Colorado church

It just goes to show that people who are comfortable with their sexuality don't feel the need to condemn anyone else's. Those who are repressed are usually the biggest critics and the biggest closet cases.

Don't worry, Ted. I'm sure Jesus still loves you. And your family will forgive you once you sign that big book deal. I can't wait to see the TV movie. Who do you think they'll cast as you? Tom Cruise?