Monday, January 30, 2006

I Got Robbed

It's no joke. My apartment was broken into today. Not to quote the Beatles, but they came in through the bathroom window -- cut right through the screen with a sharp blade of some kind.

Fortunately, they didn’t get away with anything of significant value. They took only a handful of things like spare change and a few things that are probably easy to exchange for cash. Based on the circumstances, I would guess the person is homeless.

The items missing include:
-- a collectible silver dollar my Dad gave me for Christmas. It was in my desk drawer (they left the case)

-- a huge amount of loose change that I deposit daily into a giant plastic cup on my kitchen counter (they left the cup and took only the change! )

-- a blue knit cap that was hanging on my closet door (they left the scarf and sweater which were also hanging there)

-- something from the closet (I can see the circular dust ring where it sat, but I can't recall yet what I put there.)

-- a bowl's worth of pot stashed in my bathroom drawer (they left the pipe, screens, and lighter)

-- Worst of all, they took my guitar and its gig bag (carrying case). However, they were kind enough to remove my music book and from the gig bag and throw it on the floor before they left.

Strangely, the thief left something behind. I found a dirty sock, not one of mine, sitting crumpled up on my bed. No idea what that's about.

Here’s the irony of the whole situation: my front door was completely unlocked since I was expecting the plumbers to arrive to clear out a clogged drain. The plumber was actually working in my apartment when I arrived home and noticed some things missing. After interviewing the plumber, I don’t think he had anything to do with the robbery.

What a day, huh? Because of the clogged drains, I haven't been able to use the toilet or take a shower for two days. And I thought it was bad enough to have raw sewage backing up into my shower and bath tub, but to get robbed on the same day.... Talk about adding insult to injury!

So lock your doors and windows, kids. Although my neighborhood is generally very safe, we are clearly vulnerable to theft at any time.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Happy Birthday, Wolfgang!



You may know that today, January 27, 2006 is the 250th anniversary of the birth of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Most folks are at least vaguely familiar with Mozart's life as a child prodigy, his adult life as a professional musician and composer, and his tragic death at the age of 35 years old.

It's hard to believe that in his short life, Mr. M. composed over 600 compositions, many of them masterpieces. He was proficient in all forms of classical composition: keyboard sonatas, chamber music, concertos, dance and ballet music, songs, marches, operas, oratorios, and sacred music such as Masses and his infamous Requiem. Oh yes, he also wrote dozens of symphonies -- at least 30 of them by age 20!

I had the great privilege during my early musical career to sing tenor with a professional orchestra for Mozart's final and most haunting composition, the Requiem. It was an extremely challenging and emotional experience, considering that Mozart wrote it for himself during the illness that would end his life. Although he was unable to finish the piece alone (a student of his completed the orchestration), it remains one of his most inspiring pieces.

For more information about W.A. Mozart's life and music, check out the Mozart Project.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Why Not, "Emily"?



CNN.com - Why did ABC cancel 'Emily' after 1 show? - Jan 23, 2006

TV executives make me sick. They must be the stupidest people on planet Earth. Why else would they spend millions of dollars on a new sitcom and then cancel it after only one airing? Could it be they hadn't even read the script before OK-ing the huge publicity campaign for the new show?

That is exactly what happened, according to ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson. Six episodes of "Emily's Reasons Why Not" starring super-cutey Heather Graham were filmed, but only one episode aired, to poor ratings. Once the powers that be finally bothered to watch the show, they decided they didn't like it so they pulled plug. That takes balls. It takes even more balls to flagrantly waste your corporate shareholder's money and then casually admit the fact without batting an eye.

Actually, I don't give a crap about network television, but I did watch the first episode of "Emily" and although it was not Shakespeare, it certainly wasn't any worse than the rest of the garbage polluting the airwaves. Besides, I really like Heather Graham and I was hoping the show would be a big hit for her, especially since her face is plastered on dozens of billboards advertising the show all around Los Angeles.

Oh well, I guess it's a big disappointment for everyone concerned and not a nice birthday present for Heather, who turns 36 on January 29th. Happy Birthday, Heather!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

War's stunning price tag - Los Angeles Times

War's stunning price tag - Los Angeles Times

Oh my god, we must be the stupidest country on Earth. This LA Times op-ed piece reveals the economic results of the war in Iraq, estimated to cost somewhere between $1 and $2 trillion, with no end to the conflict in sight.

It's a very interesting and well-written article. Free site registration may be required to view it.

Monday, January 16, 2006

King Day

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Thank you, Dr. King, for sacrificing your life so that the rest of us can have an extra day to rest and shop.

He'd be turning in his grave.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Iraq IS in a Civil War

At last someone has finally admitted that Iraq is already in a civil war, not just "threatened" by one as the administration keeps warning, and it's no surprise that the brave soul who has admitted the truth is Rep. John Murtha, who last year blasted the Bush-ies and called for an immediate withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq.

Murtha is now blogging on The Huffington Post and you can read his statement here.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Finally Home

Ugh, what a travel day from hell. Although I had no trouble checking in and passing through security, I barely made my plane in Denver. It was starting to board when I arrived at the gate. Gotta get to the airport plenty early these days. We boarded the plane and sat in our seats at the gate for over an hour due to a "maintenance issue" with one of the engines. That never sounds good. Also there was something wrong with the electrics on this plane because the flourescent cabin lights kept blinking on and on off rapidly and randomly. It was like a strobe effect inside the plane -- and I wasn't even stoned!

At last we pulled away from the gate, only to be stopped on the tarmac because of weather delays in San Francisco (our destination). That was another half hour or more of sitting on the aircraft in the middle of the runway. Naturally the plane was full of families traveling with small children after the holiday and I was stuck right in the middle of them. I actually traded seats twice to allow parents to sit with their kids, spouses, etc.

By the way, I'm totally OVER parents and their precious children at this point in my life. I'm not sure who is most annoying, the kids or their inept parents. You can keep 'em as far as I'm concerned. "Look, but don't touch" is my new philosophy.

The flight attendants kindly put in a movie to help pass the time. It was "Cinerella Man" by Ron Howard. Although highly censored for airplane viewing, the movie was quite entertaining and compelling. Very good filmmaking and performances from the stars Russell Crowe, Renee Zellwegger, and Paul Giamatti. And hell, it had to compete with dozens of screaming children and it won. Thumbs up!

The plane left Denver about 5:30 pm (almost two hours late) and we arrived in San Fran about 7:15 Pacific time. I was certain that I had missed my connecting flight to Burbank since the scheduled departure time was 6:30. "Luckily" that flight had also been delayed due to weather and traffic flow and was scheduled to depart at 9:45 that evening! Yes, two more hours of waiting in the airport.

After chowing down on a Whopper combo from the airport Burger King (I was starving after 8 hours without food), I had plenty of time to catch up on my reading. And after a gate change and some more waiting, my flight to Burbank finally took off sometime close to 10:30pm. My friend Benny drug himself out of bed to pick me up in Burbank at 11:30. At times like this, one certainly knows who one's friends are.

I finally made it home, sweet home after 12:30am. The cat was somewhat indifferent to my return until she caught me in an unguarded moment and reached up and scratched the hell out of my right hand with both her front paws. "Welcome home, asshole!" I don't know what she had to complain about. There was plenty of food and water, and she had the whole place to herself for a week. Jeez!

After cleaning up a bit, settling in and winding down, I made it to bed around 3. Today it's cool and rainy in Los Angeles. Two big Pacific winter storms are bearing down on us and promising inches of rain by the start of the new year.

On the bright side, I'm listening now to Brian Wilson's SMILE (got it for Christmas)and it is dreamy and wonderful. I need to vacuum and empty the cat box (not necessarily in that order), buy groceries, write "thank you" cards, and prepare for my meeting with the tour boss on Friday. Oh yes, I also desperately need to practice for the concert on Saturday night. But what I really want to do is play with my Christmas toys!

Bring on 2006!

Out of 'Time to make the doughnuts'

CNN.com - 'Time to make the doughnuts' actor dies - Dec 27, 2005

Monday, December 19, 2005

Enough Is Enough -- Impeach Bush

If the Democrats have any balls at all, they will impeach Bush at the first confirmation of illegal activity by him or his administration.

The Republicans impeached Clinton for having oral sex in his private office. While that may be illegal in some states, it's not quite the same as disregarding the Constitution one has sworn to uphold. If that isn't at least incompetence, I don't know what is.

I attended a discussion with Gore Vidal on the eve of the invasion of Iraq (almost three years ago) and he said that George W. Bush would leave office as the most unpopular president in U.S. history.

If that's true, do we really have to wait three more years, until January 2009, and let this guy do more harm to our country and to our way of life?

Friday, December 16, 2005

Best Picture of the Year

We have a winner, and it's one of the best ever:

ASIAN FEVER #22

Thanks, Larry Flynt!

Monday, December 12, 2005

And Sydney Makes Three



Yes, I'm three for three in my celebrity sightings this week. OK, Bruce Vilanch and Jason Schwartzman may not be household names, but Sydney Pollack certainly is. His resume as a producer, actor, and director is one of the most esteemed in Hollywood.

The most recent feature he directed was The Interpreter, starring Sean Penn and Nicole Kidman, but he's most famous for movies like The Firm, Out of Africa (for which he won an Oscar), Tootsie, Absence of Malice, Three Days of the Condor, The Way We Were, They Shoot Horses Don't They?, and on and on. His list of producing credits is longer than his directing credits!

Now Mr. Pollack has produced and directed his first documentary feature, Sketches of Frank Gehry, a fascinating portrait of the architect and his creative process. Mr. Pollack attended a screening of the film here in Los Angeles, including a Q&A afterwards, and I was one of the lucky people in attendance.

It is a remarkable and engaging film, especially if you are a fan of Frank Gehry's other-wordly architectural style. A resident of Santa Monica, Mr. Gehry has designed a number of private residences and public buildings here in Southern California in addition to his world-famous commissions such as the Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao, Spain. His most famous local landmark is the new Walt Disney Concert Hall, home of the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra.



The documentary Sketches of Frank Gehry has been acquired by Sony Pictures Classics, and according to Mr. Pollack there will likely be a limited theatrical release of the film in about 20 markets before being released on DVD. It was also supported in part by American Masters on PBS so you will probably be able to see the film on TV soon.

Friday, December 09, 2005

I Touched a Coppola



As if meeting Bruce Vilanch were not enough (!), I ran into Jason Schwartzman at Peet's Coffee in Westwood this morning. Although not a household name, Jason Schwartzman
is the young star of Shopgirl (he stole the movie) and I Heart Huckabees, but he's perhaps best remembered for his brilliantly refreshing performance in Wes Anderson's Rushmore.

I had just ordered my cup of coffee when he appeared in line behind me, wearing a green T-shirt and a scruffy full beard. In ultra-cool LA fashion, I simply acknowledged him and said "I'm a big fan." He brightened and responded, "Thanks man, awesome!" which, if you've seen any of his movies, sounds exactly like him.

I grabbed my coffee and moved on, but it was only a few minutes later I remembered that besides being and up-and-comer himself, he's also the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola and the son of Talia Shire.

Oh, and his former band Phantom Planet (whom I saw opening for Elvis Costello a few years ago) recorded the theme song for the hit TV show The O.C.

So there! Now, if I get to see Sydney Pollack tomorrow as scheduled, I'll be three for three!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Brokeback Mountain



This is a good movie. It may not grow to be a blockbuster because a lot of people are still nervous about dealing with intimate relations between men. And that's a pity because this film is not a "gay" movie. It's a love story, and a gripping one at times.

The setting in the Rocky Mountains is absolutely gorgeous. The cinematography alone is worth the price of admission. The two young stars, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, did a great job of portraying two simple country boys who come to love each other very deeply (no pun intended!).

It was surprising at first to see a fairly graphic depiction of gay sex on screen between two big Hollywood stars. There were quite a few gasps and sniggers from the audience. What an enormous risk those actors had to take in portraying these characters!

I was so pleased to see a full house at the preview screening at the Arclight in Hollywood and I hope that good word-of-mouth will get this film seen by many people. It's another winner from director Ang Lee, who became a star with Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, as well as Hulk, Sense and Sensibility, and The Ice Storm.

Based on a short story by Annie Proulx, the touching screenplay was written by the legendary Larry McMurtry, author of Lonesome Dove, Texasville, Hud, Terms of Endearment, and The Last Picture Show. Pretty good resume, don't you think?

Give Brokeback Mountain a chance. It's worth the effort.

Bruce Vilanch has lost weight!



You've probably seen comedian/writer Bruce Vilanch on the Hollywood Squares or writing jokes for the Oscars. I met him tonight at the Arclight Cinema in Hollywood. I was there at a screening with my boss, but little did I know my boss and Vilanch were old friends. We were standing in line at the snack bar when Bruce came downstairs with a handsome young man. My boss Tony spotted them and called out and it was old home week for a few minutes.

Bruce Vilanch has lost weight. He looked a lot thinner in person than he does on TV, but my boss Tony said Bruce had lost a lot of weight, maybe a hundred pounds. I'd believe it, except he's still got a big double chin since he shaved his beard. Nice fellow.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

'Tis the Season

Today may be my first Thanksgiving Dinner outdoors. That's right -- it's so warm here today in Los Angeles that my illustrious hosts are setting the dinner table on the patio out back. It's currently sunny and 75 degrees Fahrehnheit, with a little seabreeze from the west.

My family back in Colorado always pities me here in California since we lack the traditional seasons like most other places. Although I do miss the leaves turning in fall, and the nip in the air before the first snow, I must point out that we do have seasons here in Southern California: fire season, mudslide season, summer, and awards season.

So there!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Summer in November

Jesus, it's hot today!! 87 degrees currently in Hollywood and very bright sunshine. The past few days have been unseasonably warm here in southern California: more of those infamous Santa Ana winds that provoke all the wildfires.

I hope things cool down for Thanksgiving. I don't want to be wearing shorts and sandals, and sweating in the heat, while eating a festive holiday dinner. Just doesn't seem right!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Stars in their Cars

One of the advantages of living in Los Angeles is the propensity for spotting celebrities in the flesh, so to speak. I've seen dozens in the eight years since I've lived here. Most of the time they are shopping, or ordering at Starbucks, or walking the dog with their kids; you know, normal human stuff. I also see them driving in their cars and this week I saw two celebrities in their cars.



A few days ago while driving through Beverly Hills on my way to UCLA, comedian-actor Paul Reiser passed by me in his pretty little black Lexus. It was about 8:30 in the morning and Reiser was wearing mirrored sunglasses and chomping open-mouthed on a big hunk of chewing gum.



Just tonight I saw Owen Wilson in his new little Toyota Prius. I was sitting in my parked car outside my Laundromat when Wilson pulled in beside me. I looked over and recognized his stringy blonde hair, which he promptly covered with a baseball cap after making eye contact with me for several seconds. He then hopped out of the car and made his way across the street into a trendy little bistro.



I was impressed that a big shot movie star like Owen Wilson would drive a tiny economy car, but I guess he's an environmentalist at heart. I'm always too shy to say anything to these people when I see them, but I bet Wilson's a cool guy.



Ah, life in La-La-Land...you never know who may turn up!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Cinerama



I had the rare pleasure recently of watching the classic film How The West Was Won in its original 3-strip Cinerama format at the Arclight Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, one of only three theaters in the world equipped for this format. The film itself is a well-known western epic with a huge cast of many great film stars from the 1940s, '50s and '60s, including Jimmy Stewart, Debbie Reynolds, Karl Malden, Gregory Peck, Henry Fonda, John Wayne, and on and on. What most impressed me, however, was the Cinerama film technique.

Cinerama debuted in 1953 as the first "wide screen" format. The process used a large camera with three small lenses, one in the middle facing straight ahead and two side lenses angled diagonally toward the center. The images captured by these lenses were exposed on three separate reels of film. To view the finished movie, the theater had to be equipped with three separate projectors, each precisely aimed at one third of the curved screen.



Because of the wide field of vision captured on film (146 degrees), plus the curved screen, the image has a mild 3-D effect. Objects on both extremes of the frame seem closer than objects in the center. The projection reveals frame lines from each strip of film which blend together on the movie screen. This was somewhat distracting at times, but the viewer gets used to it and accepts the three images as one large picture. It's all part of the novelty of the format.



Another challenge of working with this format was the fact that actors in a scene together couldn't always look at each other directly. In order to keep a realistic perspective for the viewer, actors often had to cheat their sight lines toward the camera.

It's amazing how much information was captured by the three-lensed camera, much like a human being's peripheral vision. Incidentally, this caused problems for legendary director John Ford (one of three directors on this film) who ruined more than one take by accidentally stepping into frame even though he was to the side of the camera.

Cinerama also incorporated true surround sound. The following detailed description is from the original Cinerama premiere book, which I found reprinted online here:

"When the shooting crew is out in the field, five microphones are placed to cover all the action that the camera's eyes will see. One to three others are placed well off to one side or behind the camera, to pick up the sound of people's voices, roaring engines, or whatever may be approaching or leaving the scene. Each mike makes an individual magnetic recording on a special six-track sound film. In the theater, five speakers--one for each of the mikes on the set--are arranged behind the screen. When the sound film is run off with the picture, each speaker reproduces the sounds picked up by the mike that was in a similar position on the set. Three other speakers, one on each side wall, and another in the rear of the theater reproduce the offstage noises that the extra mikes picked up. Hence, as a motor boat, for instance, roars across the set, the noise of its engine will be picked up by each of the mikes successively. And that's the way sound comes out in the theater--moving sound that travels across the screen and roars away in the actual direction it's traveling."



(Click image above for full size.)

The sound at the Cinerama Dome was indeed spectacular and the dramatic film score by Alfred Newman, incorporating many American folk tunes, was highlighted with the inclusion of the complete Overture, Intermission, and Exit Music.

Cinerama was used primarily for shooting travelogues. Typical scenes included riding in a gondola in the canals of Venice and flying through the Grand Canyon in a B-25 bomber. Only two feature films were completed using the Cinerama process and How The West Was Won was the second and last, and the only Cinerama film to be restored. It was an enormous blockbuster costing over $15 million to make, with three production crews shooting dramatic action sequences simultaneously in various parts of the country.

Although the format was enormously successful (HTWWW had its American premiere in February 1963 at the Warner Cinerama Theater in Hollywood and ran for 97 weeks at that theater!!), Cinerama's days were numbered due to the high costs of production and exhibition (5 projectionists and a stage hand were required for every performance) and eventually the industry switched to single-lens 70mm production.

At its peak in 1962, there were over 100 Cinerama theaters worldwide and I'm extremely proud to report that the very first theater built specifically for Cinerama was The Cooper theater in my hometown of Denver, Colorado! I saw many films there as a kid, including Return of the Jedi, Pink Floyd The Wall, and 2001: A Space Odyssey. Sadly the theater closed a number of years ago and was torn down and replaced with a strip mall.


(Click image for more info about The Cooper.)

So much for aethetics. If you ever get a chance to see a film in the Cinerama format, don't hesitate! It's a novelty now, but it's also a lot of fun.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Celebrity Student

Every once in a while we get a student at UCLA who is a celebrity in their own country. We've had actresses from Mexico, singers from Korea, and directors from Japan. But the arrival today of Takeshi Kaneshiro sent our entire student body into a tizzy.



Apparently he is a huge star in Asia, but relatively unknown here. None of the teachers knew who he was, but our students from Japan and Korea and Taiwan certainly recognized him and they wouldn't stop crowding the hallways trying to sneak a peak into his classroom or to snap a quick photo to email their friends back home.

We've had to have extra facilities staff on hand to keep the hallways clear of loitering students and to escort Mr. Kaneshiro quickly to and from the emergency exit before and after class. In fact, I gave up my classroom to his class because that room is closer to the emergency exit and to the administrative offices.

Although he is known for playing quirky roles in off-beat films, most American audiences will know him from Chunking Express or House of Flying Daggers. He's also quite a heartthrob for the young ladies, and being of mixed race (Taiwanese-Japanese) he is fluent in several languages.


With Ziyi Zhang in House of Flying Daggers

Luckily he's not my student so I don't have to deal with the chaos around him, but so far the teachers and students who have met him said he's actually a really nice guy who is here to study English and stay out of the limelight for a while. Yeah, good luck!

UPDATE: Takeshi lasted two days before the attention was too much for him and he left the English program. There were rumors of press and paparazzi on their way from Asia to hound him here. The students wouldn't leave him alone either. Someone apparently followed him into the restroom to take a picture.

Guess it sucks to be beautiful!

Friday, October 21, 2005

Jeff Daniels



Saw Jeff Daniels tonight at a SAG screening in Hollywood of his new film The Squid and the Whale. Set in 1986 Brooklyn, the movie was hilarious and touching. It deals with serious emotional family issues in a humorous but sincere way. Very surprising and fresh.

Jeff Daniels appeared after the film for an interview and Q & A session with the audience. He's always been a favorite of mine, consistently good in every role whether third-billed or starring. With a career spanning 29 years, as he pointed out twice in his comments, he has played in films as diverse as Dumb and Dumber, Gettysburg, Pleasantville, Terms of Endearment, and his first starring role, The Purple Rose of Cairo.

He's worked with some of the biggest in the biz: Woody Allen, Mike Nichols, Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson, and...Keanu Reeves (in Speed). His performance in The Squid and the Whale is a fine addition to his already broad palette of roles, and the spin is already headed toward an Oscar nomination, if you follow the early hype.

It is his capability for playing extremely diverse characters which has been the key to his success, said Daniels. Portraying a deranged cop in the drama 2 Days in the Valley and following with 101 Dalmations (which has yet to make enough money to pay any residuals, he griped) demonstrates a wider stretch than the average working actor, in terms of richness of character and budget.

Maintaining a normal family life with his wife and three kids in his home state of Michigan has been the trade-off in place of the typical Hollywood rewards of fame and wealth. Mr. Daniels has made a decent enough living dividing his time between blockbusters and independent features to finance his own dream theater company in Michigan which produces only original works by Midwestern American playwrights.

In person, Jeff Daniels definitely has star quality, but tonight he seemed more like "the star next door", wearing blue jeans, cowboy boots and a brown corduroy blazer with too-long sleeves. And he has surprisingly boyish good looks for a man 50 years old. He has also retained his thick blonde hair, which he kept fussing with during the interview.

Grounded in his success, he encouraged the striving actors in the 300-strong SAG audience to "be ready when your two minutes comes." Everyone who perseveres will have the opportunity someday to shine in a standard two-minute audition, but they must be prepared and in the right frame of mind to make success out of it.

Like the Boy Scouts say, "always be prepared."